By Matt Ford (Schwenksville, PA)
Once upon a time there was a grumpy old troll and the troll lived behind 2 doors that led under ground. In the daytime the troll went under a bridge and one day a duck came by the bridge and asked the troll “can I cross this bridge” and the troll said “yes.” So the duck crossed the bridge and the next day a cow came by the bridge and asked the troll if he could cross. The troll said “no.” But the cow crossed anyway. But then the troll ate the cow. The next day the duck came by the bridge and asked the troll if he could cross the bridge and the troll said “no.” So the duck ate the troll. Then the duck said “But dude, she’s a girl!” The End.